{"id":232,"date":"2009-01-10T06:59:23","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T14:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/?p=232"},"modified":"2009-01-09T18:33:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T02:33:22","slug":"designed-for-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/?p=232","title":{"rendered":"Designed For Death"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_233\" style=\"width: 214px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.colleencoover.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/picture-5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-233\" class=\"size-full wp-image-233\" title=\"SNAP!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.colleencoover.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/picture-5.png?resize=204%2C191\" alt=\"SNAP!\" width=\"204\" height=\"191\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-233\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Yes I will kill a mouse. I will kill as many mice as have the temerity to live in my house.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I bought a bunch of mouse traps yesterday, and I was struck by the elegance of the Victor Trap logo. Big red <strong><em>V<\/em><\/strong> framing iconic (but not too cute) mouse head. That&#8217;s design that says &#8220;Efficient Rodent Death.&#8221; I could do without the cheap plastic &#8220;cheese&#8221; trigger, though.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone who reads this and feels sorry for the little squatter vermin running along my baseboards has never experienced Mouse Infestation. This <strong>will<\/strong> be nipped in the bud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bunch of mouse traps yesterday, and I was struck by the elegance of the Victor Trap logo. Big red V framing iconic (but not too cute) mouse head. That&#8217;s design that says &#8220;Efficient Rodent Death.&#8221; I could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/?p=232\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p25PVe-3K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colleencoover.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}